The inevitable bar joke


So a Catholic priest, and Orthodox monk and a Protestant pastor walk into a bar.

The Catholic says, "Pint of beer!"

The Orthodox: "Ouzo, not too much water."

The Protestant says to the bartender, "Joe, don't tell anyone I  was in here, all right?"


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