The Usual Suspects
We're just monkeys, only more so Full of folly, dust to dust When our folly brings us sore woe We'll just say it's because we must Evolution, evolution! Thank Thee for the gift of lust! When we hear the antique preaching Saying what we ought not do That sets bands of monkeys screeching Altogether we fling our poo Evolution, evolution! We are we because we must! There's no difference, saint or sinner All alike shall find their grave All that matters: what's for dinner There is no one you need to save Evolution, evolution! Evermore our hope and trust!