The Usual Suspects



We're just monkeys, only more so
Full of folly, dust to dust
When our folly brings us sore woe
We'll just say it's because we must

Evolution, evolution!
Thank Thee for the gift of lust!

When we hear the antique preaching
Saying what we ought not do
That sets bands of monkeys screeching
Altogether we fling our poo

Evolution, evolution!
We are we because we must!

There's no difference, saint or sinner
All alike shall find their grave
All that matters: what's for dinner
There is no one you need to save

Evolution, evolution!
Evermore our hope and trust!

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